1 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:07,509 I didn't hear you come in. 2 00:04:07,843 --> 00:04:09,301 How was your day? 3 00:04:09,426 --> 00:04:10,626 All right. 4 00:04:10,926 --> 00:04:13,926 Long... Tests today. 5 00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,986 Didn't you get my WhatsApp? I sent you a text. 6 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:19,968 My battery ran out. What did you want? 7 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,426 We need some wine. 8 00:04:24,384 --> 00:04:26,093 Why? What's all this? 9 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,801 All this? 10 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:30,468 Some bites to eat. 11 00:04:31,134 --> 00:04:34,426 - Bites to eat? - Yes. 12 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,259 Bites to eat... 13 00:04:40,218 --> 00:04:41,676 Are we expecting anyone? 14 00:04:42,134 --> 00:04:44,926 - Our neighbors. - Our neighbors? 15 00:04:46,926 --> 00:04:49,593 Yes. I told you yesterday. Don't you remember? 16 00:04:50,718 --> 00:04:52,426 Perfectly, yes. 17 00:04:52,676 --> 00:04:56,884 You said you wanted to invite them over, 18 00:04:57,468 --> 00:05:00,218 not that you already had. 19 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:03,551 There's a significant difference in the verb tense, Anita. 20 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:05,168 Is that so? 21 00:05:05,926 --> 00:05:08,593 The verb tense makes a big difference? 22 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:12,884 Yes, Ana, it does. 23 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:20,634 Someday I'm going to record you so you can hear yourself, Julio. 24 00:05:34,843 --> 00:05:36,426 I'm sorry. 25 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:40,551 I'm tired and I've still got 50 tests to correct. 26 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:44,676 Just call and say we'll get together some other time. 27 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:47,676 It's too late. You're always coming up with some excuse. 28 00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:49,698 We've owed them an invitation for six months now. 29 00:05:49,718 --> 00:05:51,718 Why do we have to have them over? 30 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:54,968 Who says so? Where is it written? 31 00:05:55,051 --> 00:05:58,093 Nowhere. Relax. No need to get upset. 32 00:05:58,176 --> 00:05:59,801 I'm not upset. 33 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:01,134 You know why, dear? 34 00:06:01,384 --> 00:06:02,801 I have no idea. 35 00:06:03,551 --> 00:06:07,301 They helped us during the works on the house. 36 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:09,926 We promised we'd show them the apartment, 37 00:06:10,009 --> 00:06:12,384 and have them over for a meal when it was done, 38 00:06:12,468 --> 00:06:14,801 and that was six months ago, okay? 39 00:06:16,718 --> 00:06:18,195 They seem friendly, don't they? 40 00:06:18,218 --> 00:06:21,759 - They're boring. They always say hello. - They're bor... 41 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:31,259 They're boring, they always say hello? 42 00:06:31,384 --> 00:06:36,759 You know what I mean, you always have to stop, talk to them... 43 00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:38,759 They ask how everything is going... 44 00:06:39,884 --> 00:06:41,926 That's what normal people do: 45 00:06:43,176 --> 00:06:45,272 showing some interest in other living beings. 46 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:03,801 - You know what bothers me? - What, Julio? 47 00:07:04,051 --> 00:07:06,551 I live here too. In case you'd forgot. 48 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,426 Of course I remember. 49 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:15,759 If you want to have people over, you could at least ask me, couldn't you? 50 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,843 No, I don't think so. You know why? 51 00:07:17,926 --> 00:07:20,093 - Why, darling? - You'd say no. 52 00:07:20,176 --> 00:07:22,301 You always do whenever I suggest anything. 53 00:07:24,051 --> 00:07:25,801 - Ana. - Yes... 54 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,218 What is this? 55 00:07:29,551 --> 00:07:30,801 That's a rug. 56 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,884 You bought it because we're having guests? 57 00:07:32,968 --> 00:07:35,259 No, because the other one was old. 58 00:07:36,551 --> 00:07:38,593 No, because the neighbors are coming over. 59 00:07:38,676 --> 00:07:40,843 - Do you like it? - That depends. 60 00:07:41,426 --> 00:07:45,301 - Do you like it, Julio? - That depends on what it cost you. 61 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:50,259 Why don't you leave, come back and we'll start over? 62 00:07:51,676 --> 00:07:53,426 - Sure, let's do that. - Good. 63 00:08:15,051 --> 00:08:16,251 Hello, dear! 64 00:08:16,968 --> 00:08:19,759 How it's going? How are you? 65 00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:22,876 How was your day? 66 00:08:25,134 --> 00:08:27,759 Wow, what's all this? 67 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:32,676 Oh, I remember perfectly 68 00:08:32,843 --> 00:08:36,759 that you said you wanted to invite our neighbors over, 69 00:08:36,801 --> 00:08:39,801 not that you had already invited them. 70 00:08:40,884 --> 00:08:45,801 The verb tense makes a difference. A big difference, right, Ana? 71 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:52,031 - We ought to get some curtains. - I don't like curtains. 72 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:54,301 I don't like that the neighbors can see us. 73 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:56,251 Julio... 74 00:08:57,218 --> 00:09:01,259 Can we agree to try to stay in a good mood, just for today? 75 00:09:02,301 --> 00:09:04,676 Yes, of course. 76 00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:08,593 The first thing I'll do is thank them 77 00:09:08,676 --> 00:09:11,884 for every time they hold the elevator door open. 78 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:16,718 And that time they lent us a hammer. 79 00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:19,551 It was a hammer, wasn't it? 80 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:24,009 Yes, it was a hammer! 81 00:09:24,384 --> 00:09:28,384 And you can be sure I'll try to get them to leave fast 82 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:32,884 so you can run up to the rooftop with your friend, the telescope. 83 00:09:37,884 --> 00:09:40,509 I like looking at the stars, Ana. 84 00:09:41,218 --> 00:09:43,509 What you don't like is being at home. 85 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,884 Today's Friday. We shouldn't be arguing today. 86 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:52,593 You know why I go up to the rooftop? 87 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,801 Why, my love? 88 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,801 So I can smoke, among other things. 89 00:09:55,843 --> 00:09:59,759 I'm not allowed to in the house, in case the rug gets dirty. 90 00:09:59,801 --> 00:10:01,843 We do it for your daughter. She has asthma! 91 00:10:02,593 --> 00:10:05,093 That's right, we have a daughter. 92 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:06,801 I forgot. 93 00:10:09,468 --> 00:10:11,926 Did you have to buy the most expensive ham? 94 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:16,134 Couldn't we have regular snacks? Chips? Peanuts? 95 00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:20,468 No, I'm not a cheapskate like you. 96 00:10:24,593 --> 00:10:27,051 We're going to end up arguing. 97 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,718 Ana. 98 00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:43,001 What? 99 00:10:43,134 --> 00:10:49,218 Speaking of our daughter and her future mental health, 100 00:10:49,384 --> 00:10:54,718 I guess you won't mind if I bring up that problem with them. 101 00:10:55,134 --> 00:10:58,301 - Julio, we've already discussed it. - Discussed what, dear? 102 00:10:58,426 --> 00:11:00,009 That we wouldn't mention it! 103 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,093 But our daughter is suffering. 104 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:08,384 It could end up causing her psychological harm 105 00:11:08,843 --> 00:11:12,551 and she could turn into a porno actress. Or worse! A nun! 106 00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:14,676 Can we talk about it some other time? 107 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:19,051 I think it's the perfect time to bring it up. 108 00:11:19,134 --> 00:11:22,801 We'll tell them between nibbles of this excellent ham. 109 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:26,426 We almost did once in the elevator, remember? 110 00:11:26,509 --> 00:11:29,468 I do. I also remember that we decided not to. 111 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:32,384 Because we thought it couldn't get any worse. 112 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:36,468 Just last Saturday the paintings were shaking on the walls. 113 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,259 Yes, they were. Julio, please. 114 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:41,902 We'll have a few laughs, you'll see. They're super friendly, right? 115 00:11:41,926 --> 00:11:43,126 Julio! 116 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,456 You're about to say something important. 117 00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,884 We all have to make an effort to get along... 118 00:11:51,968 --> 00:11:53,168 Yeah, right. And? 119 00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:57,801 And to accept others even if it's hard sometimes. 120 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,968 Go on, I'm listening. 121 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:06,718 We need to be more tolerant with our neighbors, partners... 122 00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,801 - Otherwise... - You know what, Ana? 123 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:11,134 You watch too many soap operas. 124 00:12:18,593 --> 00:12:20,218 Is this blackmail? 125 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:25,468 You're blackmailing me because you know it upsets me. 126 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,051 Listen... 127 00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:32,676 If they blasted their music at full volume at 4 AM, 128 00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:35,843 and woke us up, wouldn't you talk to them? 129 00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:37,843 This is no different. 130 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,843 Is it a threat? You'll tell them if they come? 131 00:12:42,176 --> 00:12:43,676 Is that shirt new? 132 00:12:45,593 --> 00:12:46,801 Yes, it is. 133 00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:51,176 Very pretty. It matches the rug. Did you get it at the same shop? 134 00:12:51,259 --> 00:12:53,301 At the one next door. It looked good on me. 135 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:54,626 It does. 136 00:12:55,384 --> 00:12:57,801 Shirts really suit you. 137 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,926 You could tell me once in a while... 138 00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:05,218 You look very nice. 139 00:13:07,093 --> 00:13:08,293 I know. 140 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,043 Thanks. 141 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:36,093 Why don't we open a bottle of wine and start over? 142 00:13:37,259 --> 00:13:38,801 That would do us good, yes. 143 00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:42,218 But first call the neighbors and tell them not to come. 144 00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:50,551 - You know what I think about all this? - What? 145 00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:54,509 Deep down, we envy them. 146 00:13:55,509 --> 00:13:57,468 - Who? - Our neighbors. 147 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,093 Our neighbors? Why? 148 00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:01,634 Every time I hear her moaning as they make love, 149 00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:04,509 when she screams like a cat as she's about to come, 150 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,551 that's what I feel, envy. 151 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:08,801 That's why I don't want to talk to them. 152 00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:12,843 I'm glad somebody still has such a good time. 153 00:14:16,801 --> 00:14:20,968 Great! So now we're jealous of our Neanderthal neighbors. 154 00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:23,426 Fantastic! 155 00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:27,468 What about your daughter? You're the one who's worried about her. 156 00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:30,676 Shall we give her earplugs to sleep? 157 00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:36,218 What should we do when she wakes up scared because the ceiling is shaking, 158 00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:38,198 but she doesn't dare to come in our bedroom 159 00:14:38,218 --> 00:14:43,093 because she thinks you're the one shouting and I'm the one jumping like a gorilla? 160 00:14:43,176 --> 00:14:44,759 What should we do? 161 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,509 It's harder than you think to have a good orgasm. 162 00:14:47,593 --> 00:14:49,468 If she has them, let her enjoy them. 163 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,593 Now I really do need a drink. 164 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:58,801 All right, have a drink, go on! 165 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:02,676 You men don't understand, but that's the way it is! 166 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:05,426 It's not that easy to have a good orgasm! 167 00:15:07,259 --> 00:15:08,459 Listen... 168 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:12,759 If we tell them we can hear them and they're bothering us, 169 00:15:13,551 --> 00:15:17,218 every time they're fucking and she's about to come, 170 00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,551 she'll suddenly see our faces. 171 00:15:20,134 --> 00:15:21,509 Our faces! 172 00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:25,593 It will be as if we were sitting on their bed 173 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,676 staring at them and repressing them. 174 00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:33,301 She might never feel that much pleasure again and I'd never forgive myself. 175 00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:35,218 You think it's funny? 176 00:15:38,384 --> 00:15:42,384 Yes, sometimes I think you're funny. 177 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,634 But you're not going to convince me. 178 00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:53,509 This is all too deep for me. I've got my own theories, though. 179 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:57,051 You can tell me some other time. They're about to come down. 180 00:15:57,176 --> 00:16:01,218 Don't say anything today, please. We'll talk about it another day. 181 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:03,801 So, we'll have to see them again? 182 00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:07,509 No way! You'll end up buying another rug. 183 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,801 You used to care. 184 00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:15,584 About what? 185 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,884 Us! We used to care about each other. 186 00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:25,209 Ana! 187 00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:29,126 Ana! 188 00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:33,801 Don't start your little game of making me feel guilty! 189 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:38,759 They're just rude lowlifes! 190 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,301 You want me to believe they don't know we can hear them? 191 00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:48,426 On top of that, we have to feel responsible for their orgasms? 192 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:54,093 They scream and moan because they don't give a shit about us. 193 00:16:54,676 --> 00:16:55,926 Period. 194 00:17:01,134 --> 00:17:05,551 If I make noise at night, I know that I'm bothering others. 195 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,009 They should go to a hotel to fuck! But no... And you know why not? 196 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:13,551 Because they like to be heard. 197 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:15,176 It turns them on. 198 00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:22,884 And now we've gotta put up with them here and not say a word? 199 00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:26,718 I'm sick of having to be polite. 200 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,801 And excuse me for saying so, but you didn't use to be like this. 201 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,093 You weren't so concerned, about what others think. 202 00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:39,009 You win. I'll tell them not to come. 203 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,001 Thank you. 204 00:17:41,468 --> 00:17:42,759 You're welcome. 205 00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,159 What excuse are you going to give them? 206 00:17:46,426 --> 00:17:48,801 None. I'll say we're fighting, as usual. 207 00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:52,051 Sounds believable... 208 00:17:54,718 --> 00:17:56,759 If they're not out of here in ten minutes, 209 00:17:56,801 --> 00:18:00,801 I'll get an urgent phone call and I leave. Up to you. 210 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:18,126 Julio. 211 00:18:18,384 --> 00:18:19,259 What? 212 00:18:19,384 --> 00:18:21,218 I'm nervous. Let's call a truce. 213 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,759 Sure. For ten minutes. 214 00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:27,182 And touch me once in a while. 215 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:29,801 - Do you want me to touch you? - Yes. 216 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:31,448 Where do you want me to touch you? 217 00:18:31,468 --> 00:18:33,759 Wherever you want. Some affectionate gesture. 218 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:38,968 Okay, whenever you want. Make a sign and I'll touch your ass. 219 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:40,918 Okay... 220 00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:42,501 I'll open the door now. 221 00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:50,176 Hello, it's you! 222 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,593 - How are you? - Fine. 223 00:18:51,676 --> 00:18:54,718 - Hello, Ana. - I'm... We're so glad you're here. 224 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,384 Julio, look, they're here. 225 00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:01,843 We're not interrupting anything, are we? 226 00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:04,349 Since you didn't come to the door... 227 00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:09,093 Why? No, of course not. 228 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:12,884 You sure? If you like, we can come back later. 229 00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,593 Of course not. Please come in. 230 00:19:15,718 --> 00:19:17,718 - Okay... - Come in, come in. 231 00:19:17,801 --> 00:19:22,884 She said you were making love, but it looks like you were arguing. 232 00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:27,801 Salva's like that. He always says whatever's on his mind. 233 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,218 Yes, we were talking. 234 00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:33,634 We were ending a conversation. 235 00:19:33,759 --> 00:19:35,176 A contentious issue. 236 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,759 Do you like contentious issues? 237 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,634 We love them. 238 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,384 Well, come in. 239 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:51,051 What do you think of the apartment? You haven't seen it yet. 240 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:53,301 Since you didn't want to invite us over... 241 00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:00,634 Very nice. Congratulations! You've got very good taste. 242 00:20:00,718 --> 00:20:02,009 - Thanks. - Very good taste. 243 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:07,676 It's bigger than ours. The energy's really moving. 244 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:09,134 No kidding! 245 00:20:09,468 --> 00:20:10,759 Where? 246 00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:17,001 Julio... 247 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:21,468 All over the place. You can tell it's an apartment that is well loved. 248 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,259 I do! I really love it. 249 00:20:24,468 --> 00:20:28,384 I'm very proud of what we've done. 250 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:32,968 - Sorry! I've teared up now. - It's all right, Ana. 251 00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:35,384 She often gets moved to tears. 252 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,718 I'm like you, too. With crying and... 253 00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:39,801 - yelling. - A lot. 254 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:41,084 I could have guessed... 255 00:20:41,426 --> 00:20:46,259 That's a real delicacy, my specialty. A recipe from India. 256 00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:49,551 - You shouldn't have! Thank you. - It's spicy. 257 00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:53,009 - And aphrodisiac. - An aphrodisiac, that's great! 258 00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,801 - Come with me. - Yes. 259 00:20:56,634 --> 00:21:01,009 - How are things? - Fine. 260 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,301 - Sit there. - Thanks. 261 00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:07,926 - And your daughter? - She's very happy. 262 00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:10,093 I mean, where is she? 263 00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,843 She's staying at her cousins'. 264 00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:15,634 They do have a piano, see? 265 00:21:16,718 --> 00:21:18,009 Yes. Why? 266 00:21:18,468 --> 00:21:19,884 We hear it often. 267 00:21:20,176 --> 00:21:22,009 - Does it bother you? - Not at all. 268 00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:25,343 On the contrary. I love it. Who plays it? 269 00:21:25,426 --> 00:21:27,009 Martina, our daughter. 270 00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:31,051 Well, and Julio. He's a musician. 271 00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:34,093 Really? Do you play the piano? 272 00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:37,551 Occasionally, when it asks me to. 273 00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:40,820 What kind of music do you play? 274 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,134 I doubt you're familiar with it. 275 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:47,759 Classical! Beethoven is his passion. 276 00:21:47,801 --> 00:21:51,551 Sometimes I think he'd rather have married him than me. 277 00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:55,593 - Are you famous? Are you on Google? - Only under "Contacts". 278 00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:02,551 We love music. Do you give concerts? We could come to see you someday. 279 00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:08,884 He teaches at the conservatory now. 280 00:22:10,843 --> 00:22:12,843 Well, to each... 281 00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:20,176 Wow! What a beautiful rug! 282 00:22:20,801 --> 00:22:22,001 Isn't it? 283 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,801 Yes! I really like rugs. 284 00:22:24,884 --> 00:22:28,593 So do I. Julio doesn't, though. 285 00:22:28,718 --> 00:22:31,384 No? They're awesome. 286 00:22:31,843 --> 00:22:35,134 You can take a nap and also... 287 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,634 He got it, Salva. 288 00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:46,176 No, I didn't. What else can you do on a rug? 289 00:22:46,301 --> 00:22:47,843 - Fuck. - Precisely... 290 00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:49,801 - Salva! - What? 291 00:22:51,218 --> 00:22:53,718 I haven't asked if you'd like a glass of wine. 292 00:22:53,801 --> 00:22:55,001 Sure... 293 00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:57,259 Do you smoke in the house? 294 00:22:57,468 --> 00:23:00,468 Yes, go ahead, smoke. It's fine. 295 00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:04,801 - You should come over more often. - Whenever you like. 296 00:23:07,134 --> 00:23:08,334 Julio. 297 00:23:08,926 --> 00:23:11,259 - Will you pour the wine? - Got an ashtray? 298 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:16,759 Drop the ashes on the rug. That's what we do, right, dear? 299 00:23:18,218 --> 00:23:20,759 - Julio's quite the joker. - I've noticed. 300 00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:22,634 Yes, but only when we have guests. 301 00:23:23,926 --> 00:23:27,176 Don't worry if the rug catches on fire. Salva will put it out. 302 00:23:28,009 --> 00:23:29,301 What do you mean? 303 00:23:29,593 --> 00:23:32,176 Salva's a firefighter, dear. 304 00:23:32,259 --> 00:23:33,459 For years... 305 00:23:34,051 --> 00:23:35,134 A firefighter! 306 00:23:35,218 --> 00:23:37,718 Brigade Chief. I'm one of the bosses now. 307 00:23:37,801 --> 00:23:41,176 A firefighter, Brigade Chief? It all makes sense now. 308 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,751 What does? 309 00:23:44,426 --> 00:23:45,843 No, it's just that... 310 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,343 I feel safer knowing we've got a fireman as a neighbor. 311 00:23:51,093 --> 00:23:52,293 In what way? 312 00:23:53,468 --> 00:23:55,134 In case of fire 313 00:23:55,593 --> 00:24:00,134 or if the building's about to collapse due to some strange vibration. 314 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:01,509 What type of vibration? 315 00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:03,751 Laura! 316 00:24:04,384 --> 00:24:07,468 You've got to stop by the shop sometime soon. 317 00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:09,489 I went by the other day, but you weren't there. 318 00:24:09,509 --> 00:24:10,551 Maybe I was out. 319 00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:12,884 I saw I skirt I liked, but I thought... 320 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:18,343 - Sorry! - It's all right. 321 00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:23,343 I get nervous when I have guests. Silly, isn't it? 322 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:28,259 - It's not silly, Ana. - It isn't? 323 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,759 We're all vulnerable to others' judgments. 324 00:24:32,176 --> 00:24:33,176 I really am. 325 00:24:33,343 --> 00:24:35,051 Excuse me, what did you say? 326 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:39,801 We're all deeply affected by others' opinions. 327 00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:43,801 She's a very good psychologist. 328 00:24:44,593 --> 00:24:46,509 You're a psychologist? Wow! 329 00:24:48,134 --> 00:24:51,801 What an interesting combination. A psychologist and a fireman. 330 00:24:53,218 --> 00:24:54,418 It's so... 331 00:24:55,009 --> 00:24:56,801 It's so... Here. 332 00:24:56,884 --> 00:24:59,426 - A cup? - We have no ashtrays. 333 00:25:00,218 --> 00:25:05,301 Well, we have one, but it's on the rooftop because it loves being alone. 334 00:25:05,718 --> 00:25:11,759 It's a great friend of his. He always goes up to see it and they talk, right? 335 00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:14,558 You guys really go at it, don't you? 336 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:16,134 Full steam ahead. 337 00:25:16,509 --> 00:25:17,709 That's right. 338 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:20,384 It doesn't look that way at first glance. 339 00:25:20,468 --> 00:25:23,426 You're always so quiet in the elevator... 340 00:25:24,593 --> 00:25:25,843 I get dizzy in elevators. 341 00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:27,551 Some ham? 342 00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:29,492 - No, thank you. I'm a vegan. - You are? 343 00:25:29,551 --> 00:25:30,593 I'm not. 344 00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:33,176 Can I show you the rest of the apartment...? 345 00:25:33,259 --> 00:25:34,459 Sure. 346 00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,001 This way. 347 00:25:41,176 --> 00:25:42,426 You're not coming? 348 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:44,593 I've already seen it. 349 00:25:44,718 --> 00:25:48,634 - I don't want to smoke near her room. - Thank you. 350 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,884 Don't talk about anything interesting. 351 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:57,093 - We'll just talk about neighborly things. - Sure. 352 00:26:02,843 --> 00:26:05,968 We did some remodeling It was Julio's grandparents' apartment. 353 00:26:06,051 --> 00:26:07,551 He used to sleep in this room. 354 00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:09,384 And now it's my daughter's. 355 00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:11,343 Here's the bathroom. 356 00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:13,209 Look. 357 00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:16,801 - Pretty, right? I love it. - Yes, it is. 358 00:26:17,093 --> 00:26:18,551 And this is our bedroom. 359 00:26:20,009 --> 00:26:22,051 - What a big bed! - Yeah... 360 00:26:22,884 --> 00:26:25,426 - There's room for plenty of people. - Yes, lots... 361 00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,801 - Can I sit down? - Of course! 362 00:26:38,051 --> 00:26:41,259 - Very comfortable, it doesn't squeak. - Not at all. 363 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,093 - That's important. - It really is. 364 00:26:44,176 --> 00:26:47,968 We should get a new mattress. Ours is... 365 00:26:48,634 --> 00:26:49,834 What? 366 00:26:51,884 --> 00:26:53,084 Pretty banged up. 367 00:26:55,051 --> 00:26:56,801 - It's empty. - What? 368 00:26:57,051 --> 00:26:58,926 Would you like more wine? 369 00:26:59,009 --> 00:27:00,759 - No, better not. - Why not? 370 00:27:00,801 --> 00:27:05,801 No... I get drunk really fast and then there's no stopping me. 371 00:27:06,801 --> 00:27:08,718 - You're not like that? - Yes, I am. 372 00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:13,759 I am. Julio can drink and drink, and he never loses control. 373 00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:16,426 - I like that. - What? 374 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:18,593 Losing control now and then. 375 00:27:18,884 --> 00:27:21,426 You need to, don't you think? 376 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:23,259 I love to dance, I really do. 377 00:27:24,301 --> 00:27:25,501 But Julio doesn't, so... 378 00:27:25,801 --> 00:27:28,468 - I love dancing. - I can tell. 379 00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:30,334 You can? How? 380 00:27:30,801 --> 00:27:34,968 - That's how I hooked up with Laura. - Dancing? I'm jealous. 381 00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:36,801 - Are you? - Yes, I am. 382 00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,718 I have to go to the bathroom. 383 00:27:41,301 --> 00:27:42,501 Let's go! 384 00:27:45,593 --> 00:27:48,051 - Here! - Thank you. 385 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:58,718 You had other things to do tonight... 386 00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:01,134 Is it that obvious? 387 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:04,801 It's all right. 388 00:28:05,926 --> 00:28:08,884 This way we can get to know each other a little better. 389 00:28:08,968 --> 00:28:11,634 Yes. In the elevator, it's hard. 390 00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:13,334 In the elevator? 391 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:15,093 Yes, it's awkward, isn't it? 392 00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:21,009 Being so close together, each looking away... 393 00:28:21,093 --> 00:28:25,551 - You feel shy... - Yes, you do. The elevator is... 394 00:28:26,593 --> 00:28:29,093 How long have you been with Salva? 395 00:28:29,551 --> 00:28:31,426 - Two years now. - Two years. 396 00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:34,093 - I was married before. - I'm sorry. 397 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:39,551 You see? You'd never have said that to me in the elevator. 398 00:28:41,759 --> 00:28:44,468 That's true, not in the elevator. 399 00:28:44,551 --> 00:28:46,676 One night I was lucky enough to meet Salva, 400 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,718 I packed my bags and went off with him after three weeks. 401 00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,001 Wow! 402 00:28:52,134 --> 00:28:54,593 And you look so formal and harmless... 403 00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:56,043 I used to be. 404 00:28:57,218 --> 00:28:58,468 But not anymore. 405 00:28:59,718 --> 00:29:00,918 No, not anymore. 406 00:29:08,843 --> 00:29:12,426 It's like you and I know each other better than we really do. 407 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,134 Yes, it's true. 408 00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:18,759 Actually, we hardly know each other. 409 00:29:18,801 --> 00:29:20,801 That's the way it is with neighbors. 410 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,718 But don't you find at times 411 00:29:22,801 --> 00:29:26,343 that there are people you only have to look once at to... 412 00:29:26,426 --> 00:29:28,384 - What? - Connect, right? 413 00:29:28,884 --> 00:29:30,084 Maybe. 414 00:29:31,718 --> 00:29:35,468 Let's smoke. I feel like smoking. 415 00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:41,801 I don't smoke. A puff once in a while. Just a little puff can make you feel good. 416 00:29:43,176 --> 00:29:44,968 Here's where Julio hides them. 417 00:29:45,426 --> 00:29:49,551 He thinks I don't know, but I do. 418 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,426 Thank you. 419 00:29:56,593 --> 00:30:01,301 An ashtray because a cup is kind of tacky. We have an ashtray, don't we? 420 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:03,801 Is it over there? 421 00:30:04,509 --> 00:30:07,926 - It's right there... - I'll help you. 422 00:30:10,593 --> 00:30:11,793 Yeah... 423 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:15,968 - I got you! - Thanks, Salva. 424 00:30:17,968 --> 00:30:20,801 - It's all right, Salva. - Go on, go on! 425 00:30:21,801 --> 00:30:24,281 Who needs a ladder when you've got a fireman in the house? 426 00:30:24,301 --> 00:30:25,501 Thanks. 427 00:30:26,509 --> 00:30:29,884 Laura, we haven't tried your special dish yet. 428 00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:31,459 Well... 429 00:30:32,051 --> 00:30:35,093 Julio, have them sit down and I'll bring a serving spoon. 430 00:30:35,176 --> 00:30:37,009 You heard her. She's the boss. 431 00:30:38,176 --> 00:30:40,843 Salva, can you please help me with...? 432 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:43,009 Here, dishes for the four of us. 433 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:48,384 Have you met the new neighbors on the first floor? 434 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:51,093 I ran into them by the front entrance. 435 00:30:51,843 --> 00:30:53,801 They seemed like polite people, 436 00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:57,468 very aware of the basic rules for living in a community. 437 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,751 Julio! 438 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:00,468 Yes, dear? 439 00:31:00,551 --> 00:31:02,843 Will you put on some music? 440 00:31:03,301 --> 00:31:04,759 If I must... 441 00:31:08,218 --> 00:31:10,301 What do you want to listen to? 442 00:31:10,384 --> 00:31:11,584 Country. 443 00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:14,343 I meant music... 444 00:31:14,426 --> 00:31:19,843 Country! We like country music a lot. We go dancing at a bar. 445 00:31:19,926 --> 00:31:21,406 Why don't you come? It's great fun. 446 00:31:21,426 --> 00:31:24,384 I don't think Julio likes dancing much. 447 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:25,668 Am I wrong, Julio? 448 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,134 Actually you're not. 449 00:31:30,301 --> 00:31:35,134 I don't like dancing much. 450 00:31:35,218 --> 00:31:37,759 You know what? Let's not put on any music. 451 00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:40,009 That way we can talk about important matters. 452 00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:42,843 You don't look well, dear. Are you feeling okay? 453 00:31:42,926 --> 00:31:46,759 I just got a bit... I'm just a bit anxious. 454 00:31:46,801 --> 00:31:50,593 If you don't feel well, we can come some other time. 455 00:31:50,718 --> 00:31:52,343 - No, please. - No, not now. 456 00:31:52,426 --> 00:31:54,531 We were about to discuss some contentious issues. 457 00:31:54,551 --> 00:31:56,176 Sit down, please. 458 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,009 Great. Thanks, Laura. 459 00:32:02,301 --> 00:32:05,176 - I'll pour. - Thanks, dear. 460 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:12,551 I'll leave this here... Let's try the delicacy you brought. 461 00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:14,843 We're really glad you invited us over. 462 00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:17,593 It's the least we could do. You helped us a lot. 463 00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:22,093 We returned the hammer, didn't we? 464 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,801 - What hammer? - Wine! Pour me some, please, Salva. 465 00:32:26,884 --> 00:32:28,509 - Sure. - Thanks. 466 00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:30,801 Here. 467 00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:33,551 - Let's see if you like it. - Thanks. 468 00:32:34,134 --> 00:32:35,334 Here we go! 469 00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:37,759 As I always say, bon appetit! 470 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:45,801 - Very nice! - It's really nice! 471 00:32:46,968 --> 00:32:48,168 Very nice. 472 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:55,968 Since we're here tonight, we wanted to tell you something. 473 00:32:57,301 --> 00:32:59,843 Oh, good. What a coincidence! 474 00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:01,551 - A coincidence? - What is it? 475 00:33:02,301 --> 00:33:03,301 Just something silly. 476 00:33:03,468 --> 00:33:04,668 We do, too. 477 00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:09,634 - You also what? - We wanted to tell you something. 478 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:10,801 - Really? - Yeah. 479 00:33:10,884 --> 00:33:13,301 - You guys go first. - No, you first. 480 00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:15,801 - No, please, you go first. - No, you go first. 481 00:33:15,843 --> 00:33:18,926 - Yes, we go first... - No, please, you go first. 482 00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:23,051 - It can wait... - We can go first, it's okay... 483 00:33:23,176 --> 00:33:24,376 You! 484 00:33:26,009 --> 00:33:27,843 You start, you're the guests. 485 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,418 Salva... 486 00:33:33,426 --> 00:33:35,343 We wanted to apologize. 487 00:33:39,093 --> 00:33:41,093 - You do? - Why? 488 00:33:42,426 --> 00:33:47,801 We're aware that we may have bothered you. 489 00:33:49,051 --> 00:33:50,301 Us? 490 00:33:51,093 --> 00:33:52,759 Particularly at night. 491 00:33:53,051 --> 00:33:54,251 When? 492 00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:56,093 When we have sex. 493 00:33:59,301 --> 00:34:00,501 You? 494 00:34:00,884 --> 00:34:03,801 Yes, occasionally we make love. 495 00:34:04,468 --> 00:34:06,926 Of course, that's normal. 496 00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:08,959 Well, normal... 497 00:34:10,593 --> 00:34:14,176 Sometimes we make more noise than usual. 498 00:34:14,259 --> 00:34:19,593 We try to be discreet, but it's hard not to lose control. 499 00:34:20,593 --> 00:34:22,218 Especially if you're a fireman. 500 00:34:24,968 --> 00:34:30,468 If we've ever gone too far, we're sorry if we bothered you. 501 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:35,176 Not at all. Right, Julio? 502 00:34:35,343 --> 00:34:38,259 Anyway, that happens to us all... 503 00:34:43,593 --> 00:34:45,843 We never hear you, though. 504 00:34:50,843 --> 00:34:52,043 You don't? 505 00:34:52,968 --> 00:34:55,134 Why would you? 506 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:59,176 - Why? - Because we're downstairs. 507 00:35:00,843 --> 00:35:01,926 That's why. 508 00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:04,801 Some days we set all the furniture in our house shaking. 509 00:35:09,093 --> 00:35:10,384 So do we. 510 00:35:10,468 --> 00:35:12,801 The other day I found the piano in the sink. 511 00:35:14,551 --> 00:35:16,468 - Yeah... - Dear... 512 00:35:16,926 --> 00:35:18,126 So funny... 513 00:35:20,176 --> 00:35:24,093 We thought tonight was a good time to apologize. 514 00:35:24,176 --> 00:35:29,384 It's okay. We never heard anything, did we, Julio? 515 00:35:33,134 --> 00:35:36,926 Never. I sleep like a dog. 516 00:35:38,634 --> 00:35:40,093 You're lying. 517 00:35:44,093 --> 00:35:45,293 Me? 518 00:35:45,593 --> 00:35:47,593 - Him? - Yes. 519 00:35:48,093 --> 00:35:49,718 You're a liar. 520 00:35:50,634 --> 00:35:52,384 What do you mean? 521 00:35:54,093 --> 00:35:58,134 He means we know you called us one night. 522 00:35:58,884 --> 00:36:00,259 When? 523 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,801 About a month ago. 524 00:36:02,843 --> 00:36:04,051 Three times. 525 00:36:04,509 --> 00:36:05,884 You called three times? 526 00:36:05,968 --> 00:36:09,259 - It's true it was a very active night. - Was it? 527 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,801 Your phone number was recorded, 528 00:36:12,843 --> 00:36:16,551 and when you called to invite us over, I noticed it was the same one. 529 00:36:16,634 --> 00:36:20,176 You called and when we answered you hung up. 530 00:36:21,009 --> 00:36:23,593 How sneaky, how embarrassing! 531 00:36:23,718 --> 00:36:26,051 - No, Ana... - It's our fault! 532 00:36:26,134 --> 00:36:28,426 - Yes, it is. - It's our fault. 533 00:36:28,509 --> 00:36:31,301 Why didn't you tell me you were going to call them? 534 00:36:34,218 --> 00:36:37,134 I was ready to call the police. 535 00:36:39,134 --> 00:36:41,176 Don't give me that look! 536 00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:44,801 We've been talking about them and their orgasms for months. 537 00:36:47,801 --> 00:36:49,551 You talk about my orgasms? 538 00:36:54,884 --> 00:36:56,084 Well... 539 00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:00,884 We're a couple who talk a lot. 540 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:04,634 We do talk a lot, so... 541 00:37:06,801 --> 00:37:09,611 - Maybe we mentioned it once or twice... - Not now and then. 542 00:37:10,218 --> 00:37:11,509 Every night. 543 00:37:12,051 --> 00:37:14,634 She didn't want to tell you, 544 00:37:15,218 --> 00:37:20,509 but you can talk about anything among neighbors, right? 545 00:37:20,593 --> 00:37:25,093 - With us, definitely! Of course! - Yes, definitely! 546 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:29,259 She was afraid that if we said anything to you, 547 00:37:29,343 --> 00:37:33,468 you'd stop having those atomic orgasms of yours. 548 00:37:46,551 --> 00:37:50,134 Actually, the one who has the atomic orgasms isn't her. 549 00:37:54,384 --> 00:37:55,384 It's not? 550 00:37:55,468 --> 00:37:56,926 It's always Carolina. 551 00:37:59,801 --> 00:38:01,551 - Oh... - Who's Carolina? 552 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,926 - A friend. - Does she live with you? 553 00:38:05,134 --> 00:38:09,301 No, she lives in the mountains with Santiago. 554 00:38:10,426 --> 00:38:12,051 Who's Santiago? 555 00:38:12,509 --> 00:38:13,593 A friend. 556 00:38:13,718 --> 00:38:19,593 Santiago is really big and he breathes very intensely. 557 00:38:19,718 --> 00:38:21,051 He's like a buffalo. 558 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:23,926 Maybe you've heard him too? 559 00:38:24,009 --> 00:38:25,009 Who? 560 00:38:25,051 --> 00:38:27,593 The buffalo, dear. 561 00:38:27,843 --> 00:38:29,218 The buffalo... 562 00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:35,843 If you've ever heard more noise than usual, 563 00:38:35,926 --> 00:38:40,843 it's because we sometimes have group sex. 564 00:38:40,926 --> 00:38:42,509 Yes, that too. 565 00:38:48,301 --> 00:38:50,634 Only occasionally. It's not like... 566 00:38:50,718 --> 00:38:54,301 If it's just occasionally, it's all right. Isn't it, Ana? 567 00:38:54,384 --> 00:38:56,323 If it's just occasionally, it's all right. 568 00:38:56,343 --> 00:38:58,759 - Yeah... - It's all right, of course. 569 00:39:02,801 --> 00:39:04,509 Let's smoke! 570 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:05,793 Please... 571 00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:07,384 Let's smoke. 572 00:39:07,593 --> 00:39:11,051 We could have the next neighbors' meeting at your place. 573 00:39:11,176 --> 00:39:13,968 Our sofa opens out into a round bed. 574 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,926 - Very practical! - We used to do it on the rug but... 575 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:18,759 You could use ours. It's new. 576 00:39:18,843 --> 00:39:24,301 The rug's uncomfortable... Especially for certain postures. 577 00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:25,584 I guess... 578 00:39:28,009 --> 00:39:32,218 So it's with Santiago and Carolina. 579 00:39:32,509 --> 00:39:35,134 Yes, the four of us are the regulars. 580 00:39:37,759 --> 00:39:41,176 - The regulars? - Sometimes other couples join in. 581 00:39:41,301 --> 00:39:46,759 - Sure, for variety. - Always people we know and trust. 582 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,468 That's reassuring. 583 00:39:50,093 --> 00:39:55,718 We learn new things and enjoy it a lot. 584 00:39:56,718 --> 00:40:01,343 It's one of those things we don't do because of prejudice, 585 00:40:01,634 --> 00:40:04,676 but if we tried it, I'm sure we'd like it and get hooked. 586 00:40:04,759 --> 00:40:07,614 - You get hooked on it, definitely! - Yes, you get hooked on it. 587 00:40:07,634 --> 00:40:10,801 I think the aphrodisiac in the food is taking effect. 588 00:40:12,218 --> 00:40:14,926 We swap partners. 589 00:40:15,884 --> 00:40:17,093 Swap... 590 00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:19,509 Or have trios. 591 00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:23,176 - Three... - Yes, or an orgy type thing. 592 00:40:23,259 --> 00:40:26,801 - Everybody together... - A varied selection, then. 593 00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:29,843 But never more than eight. 594 00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:35,134 Well, there were ten of us once. 595 00:40:38,718 --> 00:40:44,176 - It was Carolina's birthday. - That's right, it was her birthday. 596 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:47,509 No big deal, a birthday's a birthday. 597 00:40:48,634 --> 00:40:53,468 We try not to make too much noise, but sometimes it's hard. 598 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,343 - Yes, so many people... - Yes. 599 00:40:55,426 --> 00:41:00,176 It's true Carolina is really wild when she comes. 600 00:41:00,676 --> 00:41:06,051 And even when she doesn't... She just really loves sex. 601 00:41:06,176 --> 00:41:08,176 Carolina, right? 602 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,801 - What? - Were you going to say something? 603 00:41:12,843 --> 00:41:14,801 No. No... 604 00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:19,509 No... I'm going up to the rooftop to see if Jupiter is still in its orbit. 605 00:41:23,759 --> 00:41:30,134 We know it may sound weird, all at once like this. 606 00:41:30,218 --> 00:41:31,468 Not at all! 607 00:41:31,551 --> 00:41:34,009 Each to their own, right, Ana? 608 00:41:34,093 --> 00:41:36,906 Everybody has the right to do what they want with their body. 609 00:41:36,926 --> 00:41:38,134 No, Ana. 610 00:41:39,718 --> 00:41:42,509 - No? - No. Sex is not in the body. 611 00:41:45,176 --> 00:41:46,376 Where is it then? 612 00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:48,884 Sex is... 613 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:50,751 here. 614 00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:52,801 Is he really a fireman? 615 00:41:55,343 --> 00:41:57,134 A little more aphrodisiac food? 616 00:41:57,676 --> 00:42:00,301 - Well... Some water? - No, thanks. 617 00:42:02,384 --> 00:42:06,843 We don't want you to feel awkward, explaining all this to you. 618 00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:10,051 Not at all, we're neighbors, we can tell each other things. 619 00:42:10,134 --> 00:42:13,343 That's right! Plus, we're super open-minded. 620 00:42:15,176 --> 00:42:18,384 Have you also had any experiences like this? 621 00:42:20,551 --> 00:42:23,551 I'd like to, but my piano's very jealous. 622 00:42:27,384 --> 00:42:28,781 Have you been doing it for long? 623 00:42:28,801 --> 00:42:30,676 Since we met. 624 00:42:30,759 --> 00:42:36,634 We started by chance, opening up to new experiences. 625 00:42:37,176 --> 00:42:42,509 We're adults and we do it from a place of love and respect. 626 00:42:43,051 --> 00:42:45,009 That's very important in a couple. 627 00:42:45,176 --> 00:42:48,801 - What is? - Love and respect. 628 00:42:49,926 --> 00:42:51,126 Right... 629 00:42:51,551 --> 00:42:55,801 That's why not every couple is ready to share this type of experience. 630 00:42:56,051 --> 00:43:00,051 - They're not? - They have to be very solid couples. 631 00:43:00,426 --> 00:43:05,259 When we met, I had another partner and I took turns with them both. 632 00:43:05,343 --> 00:43:06,915 I should have been a firefighter. 633 00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:11,634 One day, I don't know how, boom! The three of us ended up in bed. 634 00:43:11,843 --> 00:43:16,093 We liked it and got used to it. 635 00:43:16,801 --> 00:43:19,884 - I see. - Take it easy. 636 00:43:19,968 --> 00:43:24,343 She said it's for solid couples. We're not ready yet. 637 00:43:24,634 --> 00:43:27,051 And we started forming a group. 638 00:43:27,426 --> 00:43:32,009 Santiago, Carolina and some friends. A party, right? 639 00:43:32,093 --> 00:43:36,301 Yeah, something like that. But no drugs. They're prohibited. 640 00:43:36,926 --> 00:43:38,676 You do well, no drugs. 641 00:43:39,301 --> 00:43:43,968 - We smoke pot, now and then. - Everybody does. 642 00:43:44,051 --> 00:43:47,634 - And a little ecstasy sometimes too. - A-ha! 643 00:43:47,884 --> 00:43:50,259 - You ever tried it? - No... 644 00:43:51,134 --> 00:43:53,801 I get a better high from effervescent aspirin. 645 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:59,134 Try it. It's brutal, don't be afraid. 646 00:43:59,384 --> 00:44:02,384 - Who said I was afraid? - Julio... 647 00:44:02,801 --> 00:44:08,468 I meant sometimes it's good to lose a little control. Don't be afraid. 648 00:44:08,759 --> 00:44:13,343 - That's enough... - Napkins, we need napkins. 649 00:44:14,176 --> 00:44:15,376 I'll go get some. 650 00:44:16,551 --> 00:44:19,926 - Sometimes we drink champagne. - It's relaxing. 651 00:44:20,009 --> 00:44:24,384 Yeah, it is. At first when you take off your clothes, you feel a little shy. 652 00:44:24,634 --> 00:44:26,801 Everybody lacks confidence about their body. 653 00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:29,843 I'm not embarrassed about being naked. 654 00:44:29,926 --> 00:44:31,176 We aren't either. 655 00:44:31,259 --> 00:44:32,459 I know. 656 00:44:35,176 --> 00:44:39,134 We like having some red lights and music. 657 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:42,801 Don't worry, we've never heard it. Have we, dear? 658 00:44:43,259 --> 00:44:45,801 No, we only hear the buffalo. 659 00:44:47,468 --> 00:44:51,301 Everyone's got their hobbies... That's good. 660 00:44:52,801 --> 00:44:57,093 Everything has to be agreed on. Fellatio and anal sex too. 661 00:44:59,926 --> 00:45:01,468 Anal sex? 662 00:45:01,551 --> 00:45:04,926 - Everybody needs to know what they like. - I see. 663 00:45:05,009 --> 00:45:07,718 You like anal sex a lot. 664 00:45:08,259 --> 00:45:09,759 Right? Well... 665 00:45:09,801 --> 00:45:13,301 I do, but not everyone does. 666 00:45:13,509 --> 00:45:15,968 Well, all of us to some extent. 667 00:45:17,301 --> 00:45:20,718 - All of us to some extent? - Like it. 668 00:45:21,509 --> 00:45:22,709 You do too? 669 00:45:22,884 --> 00:45:25,051 You never tell me anything. 670 00:45:25,384 --> 00:45:27,676 Maybe that's because you're never home. 671 00:45:28,176 --> 00:45:31,884 We speak so openly about this with you 672 00:45:31,968 --> 00:45:35,051 because you seem like a very liberal couple. 673 00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:40,093 We'd never mention it to the Valladares. 674 00:45:40,176 --> 00:45:42,093 The Valladares! No, better not. 675 00:45:42,176 --> 00:45:45,176 The only thing the Opus Dei members do in a group is pray. 676 00:45:47,426 --> 00:45:49,176 The Valladares... 677 00:45:49,759 --> 00:45:54,801 We connected with you two when you came to the building. 678 00:45:55,009 --> 00:45:58,134 - There was sort of an energy... - Yes, there was an energy. 679 00:45:58,218 --> 00:46:03,051 We're very open, very Leftist. 680 00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:04,718 See what I told you? 681 00:46:05,801 --> 00:46:08,259 - What did you tell her? - That you were like us. 682 00:46:09,093 --> 00:46:10,218 Like you? 683 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:12,426 That you liked this stuff, too. 684 00:46:12,801 --> 00:46:14,001 Like Ana... 685 00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:18,468 You like being looked at when you walk down the hall naked. 686 00:46:23,634 --> 00:46:27,301 - You see my wife in the nude? - Through the courtyard window. 687 00:46:36,801 --> 00:46:38,968 You see Ana through the window? 688 00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:43,301 You're sure it's not Mrs. Valladares? 689 00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:46,426 She just wishes she was as attractive as Ana. 690 00:46:47,093 --> 00:46:50,468 Any comments on this revelation? 691 00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:53,801 - That might have happened once! - More than once, Ana. 692 00:46:53,884 --> 00:46:55,926 I hear "more than once"! 693 00:46:56,009 --> 00:46:57,843 The first time was by chance. 694 00:46:57,926 --> 00:47:02,801 Since then, if I'm in the kitchen, you walk around naked so I see you. 695 00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:05,301 That's why you don't like curtains! 696 00:47:05,384 --> 00:47:08,301 It's impossible to keep secrets with him, as you can see. 697 00:47:08,384 --> 00:47:10,634 I'm definitely going up to the roof. 698 00:47:10,718 --> 00:47:12,801 - Julio. - Yes? 699 00:47:12,884 --> 00:47:16,301 We all like walking around naked at home. 700 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:22,718 I don't. Not if I know my pervert of a neighbor is watching. 701 00:47:28,176 --> 00:47:31,384 - Are you going to justify yourself? - No. 702 00:47:32,801 --> 00:47:35,301 It's true. I do it sometimes and that's that. 703 00:47:35,718 --> 00:47:38,926 Come on, look for some excuse... 704 00:47:39,301 --> 00:47:42,801 - I'm not like you, I won't. - See? 705 00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:44,884 We've got something else in common. 706 00:47:46,259 --> 00:47:47,459 Really? 707 00:47:48,093 --> 00:47:50,634 What else do you have in common? 708 00:47:50,718 --> 00:47:52,384 We both like to dance. 709 00:47:54,843 --> 00:47:58,509 - My wife loves to dance... - She does, Julio. 710 00:47:58,634 --> 00:48:01,176 You never take her out to a club, 711 00:48:01,968 --> 00:48:05,509 so all she can do is walk around naked at home. 712 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:09,968 That's an interesting remark coming from a porn star fireman. 713 00:48:10,051 --> 00:48:11,926 Julio, please, they're our guests. 714 00:48:12,009 --> 00:48:15,176 No, they are your guests. 715 00:48:15,801 --> 00:48:18,759 I deserve some explanation, don't you think? 716 00:48:21,634 --> 00:48:24,134 Yes. I think you're right. 717 00:48:24,551 --> 00:48:25,801 I'll give you one. 718 00:48:28,926 --> 00:48:30,134 Excuse us. 719 00:48:37,551 --> 00:48:39,406 The first time I was coming out of the shower. 720 00:48:39,426 --> 00:48:41,634 - Out of the shower. - I was nude 721 00:48:41,718 --> 00:48:44,926 and when I went past the window, I saw him. 722 00:48:45,301 --> 00:48:48,301 - He looked at me and I kept walking. - That's how it was! 723 00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:51,093 And since then, after I shower, 724 00:48:51,176 --> 00:48:55,093 I usually walk past here, knowing he might be watching me. 725 00:48:55,176 --> 00:48:56,968 So it's become part of your routine. 726 00:48:57,051 --> 00:49:01,468 Yes! It's relaxing and makes me feel good. What's wrong with it? 727 00:49:01,884 --> 00:49:03,084 It's... 728 00:49:03,759 --> 00:49:06,676 important to have private moments like that. 729 00:49:06,759 --> 00:49:09,093 But I never look him in the eye! 730 00:49:09,176 --> 00:49:11,801 What does it matter if you look him in the eye or not? 731 00:49:11,843 --> 00:49:13,843 It makes a great difference. 732 00:49:13,926 --> 00:49:16,343 If that's so, I feel much better. 733 00:49:16,426 --> 00:49:20,676 Since it makes you so jealous, I will look at him from now on. 734 00:49:20,759 --> 00:49:22,781 What did she say is going on with me, doctor? 735 00:49:22,801 --> 00:49:27,218 It makes you jealous, but that's good. It's a sign of affection. 736 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:34,634 Next time, let me know. I'll make a video and post it. 737 00:49:34,718 --> 00:49:36,801 You'll see how many people will see you. 738 00:49:41,634 --> 00:49:48,509 They're fantasies, private moments. Each person lives them as they like. 739 00:49:48,801 --> 00:49:51,968 You shouldn't make her feel guilty. It's not right. 740 00:49:52,468 --> 00:49:57,468 I bet after you look at Laura's tits in the elevator, you jerk off. 741 00:49:57,551 --> 00:50:01,843 - He looks at your boobs in the elevator? - Yes, always, but it's all right. 742 00:50:01,926 --> 00:50:04,926 In fact, I make it easy. 743 00:50:05,218 --> 00:50:09,218 That's what life's about, play! If not, what else? 744 00:50:12,176 --> 00:50:15,259 I like it when you look at my boobs. 745 00:50:16,884 --> 00:50:18,093 My God... 746 00:50:29,093 --> 00:50:32,093 So, when you lock yourself in the bathroom, 747 00:50:32,176 --> 00:50:34,634 you're thinking about her tits and not mine. 748 00:50:35,718 --> 00:50:38,718 I like hers more. I thought it was better not to tell you. 749 00:50:38,801 --> 00:50:41,968 Well done! I might start comparing now! 750 00:50:42,551 --> 00:50:44,551 That's enough, you two! 751 00:50:44,676 --> 00:50:47,426 I bet with that telescope you've got on the rooftop, 752 00:50:47,509 --> 00:50:50,218 you spy on your female neighbors. 753 00:50:50,301 --> 00:50:52,926 That's why you like going up to the rooftop so much? 754 00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:58,718 I like looking at the stars, being alone and thinking. 755 00:51:00,843 --> 00:51:04,051 If it's a cloudy day, I check out the neighbors. 756 00:51:04,384 --> 00:51:11,301 There are a couple of lesbians who never stop making love. 757 00:51:11,426 --> 00:51:14,343 They're really gorgeous! 758 00:51:14,426 --> 00:51:18,468 Well, she walks around naked to be looked at, 759 00:51:18,551 --> 00:51:20,239 and you get off on gorgeous lesbians. 760 00:51:20,259 --> 00:51:23,634 - And with your wife's boobs. - And with my wife's boobs. So what? 761 00:51:25,468 --> 00:51:30,301 - Don't you feel well? - It's just a tumor growing in my head. 762 00:51:32,884 --> 00:51:34,843 Maybe it's time for us to get going. 763 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:38,551 - Yeah... - We're having such a good time, aren't we? 764 00:51:41,884 --> 00:51:45,218 If you hit me again, I'll have to deck you one. 765 00:51:46,218 --> 00:51:48,634 I love this guy, I really do. 766 00:51:49,176 --> 00:51:50,468 Come on, Salva. 767 00:51:51,634 --> 00:51:54,176 - Thanks for having us over. - You're welcome! 768 00:51:54,259 --> 00:51:55,801 We'll have to do it again. 769 00:51:55,843 --> 00:51:58,093 - Next time at our place. - Sure! 770 00:51:58,176 --> 00:52:01,176 - We can organize a round bed. - Why not? 771 00:52:01,759 --> 00:52:02,959 Really? 772 00:52:03,468 --> 00:52:04,668 What? 773 00:52:05,926 --> 00:52:08,218 - What did I tell you? - What did you tell her? 774 00:52:08,801 --> 00:52:11,301 That's enough for today. 775 00:52:11,676 --> 00:52:12,876 Why? 776 00:52:13,634 --> 00:52:16,698 - That's what we're here for. - Didn't you come to see the apartment? 777 00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:19,884 - That was just an excuse. - An excuse for what? 778 00:52:21,259 --> 00:52:24,926 - We'll discuss it another day. - Yes, at the next neighbors' meeting. 779 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:26,468 So why did you come then? 780 00:52:28,051 --> 00:52:30,718 To invite you both to have sex with us. 781 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:34,801 Did you hear that, Julio? 782 00:52:36,259 --> 00:52:38,426 Yes, but I'm pretending I didn't. 783 00:52:39,801 --> 00:52:41,468 Let's go. 784 00:52:41,551 --> 00:52:43,134 Don't be shy! 785 00:52:43,676 --> 00:52:46,239 We've been talking about having sex with you for months. 786 00:52:46,259 --> 00:52:47,459 Did you really? 787 00:52:48,509 --> 00:52:52,384 Talk about having... with us? 788 00:52:52,759 --> 00:52:55,009 - A long time ago. - We did, too. 789 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:58,468 We always talk about you. 790 00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:01,634 You can notice these things. Go on, tell them! 791 00:53:02,843 --> 00:53:04,718 Well, there it is... 792 00:53:06,509 --> 00:53:09,009 You're a very attractive couple... 793 00:53:09,259 --> 00:53:11,384 - Thank you. - And we think you're hot. 794 00:53:11,468 --> 00:53:12,509 So do we. 795 00:53:12,634 --> 00:53:17,384 We'd love to share some kind of sexual experience with you. 796 00:53:18,009 --> 00:53:20,218 Swap partners... 797 00:53:20,301 --> 00:53:23,384 - A swap? - Or the four of us... 798 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:26,009 - All together... - Whatever you want. 799 00:53:26,093 --> 00:53:27,293 Whatever you want. 800 00:53:27,551 --> 00:53:32,343 Think about it, and if you feel like it, we'll move ahead. 801 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:33,676 OK, good... 802 00:53:33,759 --> 00:53:39,384 When? Our weekends are full of our daughter's activities. 803 00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:41,001 Ana. 804 00:53:42,259 --> 00:53:46,551 They're inviting you to an orgy and that's your answer? 805 00:53:46,843 --> 00:53:48,093 I'm just feeling anxious. 806 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:53,384 It's the first time I've been invited to an orgy and I'm nervous. 807 00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:58,343 We're among friends. If you decide not to, no problem. 808 00:53:58,426 --> 00:54:00,509 - We'll just forget about it. - Exactly. 809 00:54:00,634 --> 00:54:02,176 Thanks for the invitation. 810 00:54:02,509 --> 00:54:04,926 We need to think it through. 811 00:54:05,384 --> 00:54:08,301 Just the opposite. It has to be done without thinking. 812 00:54:08,384 --> 00:54:10,009 Right now, if you want to. 813 00:54:12,426 --> 00:54:13,634 Right now? 814 00:54:14,634 --> 00:54:17,134 I told you not today. Too soon. 815 00:54:17,259 --> 00:54:22,801 Why? The four of us are here, we're relaxed, we've had a drink... 816 00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,384 We fancy one another. And I brought condoms. 817 00:54:31,259 --> 00:54:34,009 I haven't waxed. 818 00:54:36,051 --> 00:54:39,384 Come on, don't be afraid. 819 00:54:39,634 --> 00:54:40,843 Listen here, Mr. Hoser! 820 00:54:43,884 --> 00:54:45,843 Excuse me... 821 00:54:47,843 --> 00:54:52,634 Hello, Eva. I can't talk right now. 822 00:54:52,884 --> 00:54:54,259 I'll call you back. 823 00:54:54,801 --> 00:54:56,926 We're about to have an orgy. 824 00:54:57,926 --> 00:55:02,843 With Ana, of course. And with Carolina and some firemen. 825 00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:07,009 You don't? You're behind the times... 826 00:55:08,801 --> 00:55:14,176 No, I'm perfectly fine. I'll call you back, bye. 827 00:55:14,884 --> 00:55:16,084 That was my sister. 828 00:55:17,009 --> 00:55:19,009 - Shall I tell her to come? - Fine with me. 829 00:55:20,176 --> 00:55:22,301 Let's go. Bye. 830 00:55:22,384 --> 00:55:24,259 We're so glad you came! 831 00:55:24,343 --> 00:55:26,634 - Yes. - Well, okay... The Tupperware container! 832 00:55:27,468 --> 00:55:28,668 What? 833 00:55:29,676 --> 00:55:31,176 The one we brought. It's new. 834 00:55:31,926 --> 00:55:37,676 - I can get it some other time. - No, come in. It's no trouble. 835 00:55:41,176 --> 00:55:45,176 - There it is. I'll wash it out. - Don't bother, please. 836 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,459 It'll just be a second. 837 00:55:48,843 --> 00:55:50,043 Done. 838 00:55:50,759 --> 00:55:54,009 If you like it, I'll bring another of my special dishes next time. 839 00:55:54,093 --> 00:55:56,884 We loved it. Especially Julio. 840 00:55:56,968 --> 00:55:58,168 It's a shame. 841 00:55:59,509 --> 00:56:01,301 We'd have such a good time... 842 00:56:01,384 --> 00:56:04,009 What else are you going to do? 843 00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:06,009 What else are we going to do? 844 00:56:06,093 --> 00:56:07,634 - Yeah... - Okay... 845 00:56:07,718 --> 00:56:09,634 Either watch TV or argue. 846 00:56:11,426 --> 00:56:15,301 - It's none of your business, you jerk. - Julio! 847 00:56:15,551 --> 00:56:17,801 You're a real jerk, Hoser! 848 00:56:17,843 --> 00:56:19,218 Julio, please! 849 00:56:19,301 --> 00:56:21,051 What do you mean, "Julio please"? 850 00:56:21,134 --> 00:56:25,093 This guy's a jerk and he's been teasing us the whole time. 851 00:56:25,176 --> 00:56:27,593 See? You're already arguing. 852 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:30,343 Yes, we sometimes argue a little. 853 00:56:30,426 --> 00:56:32,448 - And you shout. - You hear us shouting? When? 854 00:56:32,468 --> 00:56:35,384 Maybe when you get hysterical... Like now. 855 00:56:35,468 --> 00:56:38,384 - I don't get hysterical anymore. - Sorry. 856 00:56:38,468 --> 00:56:40,968 You're right. I don't think you're ready... 857 00:56:41,134 --> 00:56:43,051 It's not the right time. That's it. 858 00:56:43,134 --> 00:56:47,343 Compared with you of course we're not. 859 00:56:47,426 --> 00:56:51,426 We haven't taken the round bed cult courses for perverts. 860 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:55,926 He means they're unusual situations and couples need to... 861 00:56:56,009 --> 00:56:59,551 Excuse me a second... Are you really a psychologist? 862 00:57:00,343 --> 00:57:03,051 Careful, careful... 863 00:57:04,134 --> 00:57:06,843 Good night. 864 00:57:08,051 --> 00:57:09,259 Excuse me. 865 00:57:11,843 --> 00:57:16,134 Next time I hear four moans in a row, I'm calling the police. 866 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:20,551 I'm sure they'll find minors in your sadist caves up there. 867 00:57:20,676 --> 00:57:22,801 - No, minors never... - I'm so sorry. 868 00:57:22,884 --> 00:57:26,134 Ana, you're with me, not them. 869 00:57:26,218 --> 00:57:29,259 Sorry if we offended you. 870 00:57:29,343 --> 00:57:35,384 Tomorrow's another day. We can go on being good neighbors just like before. 871 00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:36,468 We will. 872 00:57:36,509 --> 00:57:38,531 I want to make clear that I'll do everything I can 873 00:57:38,551 --> 00:57:40,361 to get you kicked out of the building. 874 00:57:42,801 --> 00:57:47,759 You see, I don't want to get into the elevator 875 00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:50,426 with my daughter and the perverts in your satanic sect. 876 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,176 No, it's not satanic! 877 00:57:52,259 --> 00:57:54,884 Let's not overreact. They just invited us to an orgy. 878 00:57:55,468 --> 00:57:58,176 - What? - They just invited us to an orgy. 879 00:57:58,259 --> 00:58:02,759 You, with your great sense of humor, can't you see it as something fun? 880 00:58:02,801 --> 00:58:05,343 I really do feel like the tumor has burst open. 881 00:58:05,718 --> 00:58:08,301 It is my fault? Do you think I'm overreacting? 882 00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:11,843 They come here to give us lessons on being up to date. 883 00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:16,801 You have to be brave, we're cowards cuz we don't do drugs, 884 00:58:17,134 --> 00:58:22,426 our life is gray and boring, all we do is watch TV or argue... 885 00:58:22,509 --> 00:58:24,718 - And you say they're right? - I don't. 886 00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:27,301 You do. You always agree with everybody. 887 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:30,884 We each have our ways. 888 00:58:30,968 --> 00:58:33,843 Yes, Ana. And what are you into now? 889 00:58:34,009 --> 00:58:36,759 Acting like some liberal woman who gets off on anal sex? 890 00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:38,801 We're pathetic! 891 00:58:39,468 --> 00:58:43,718 - Excuse us. We're not usually like this. - It's all right. Don't worry about us. 892 00:58:43,801 --> 00:58:45,009 We're among friends. 893 00:58:45,093 --> 00:58:48,259 I feel bad about leaving you like this. 894 00:58:48,343 --> 00:58:53,343 Please don't go yet. Stay a bit longer... 895 00:58:53,426 --> 00:58:55,968 You still might get laid, I'm telling you! 896 00:58:57,426 --> 00:59:00,509 - We're pitiful... Sorry. - Not at all. 897 00:59:01,384 --> 00:59:03,468 So, are we staying or...? 898 00:59:03,551 --> 00:59:04,932 Do you want us to do it, Ana? 899 00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:08,057 Do you want the four of us to start fucking? 900 00:59:08,301 --> 00:59:12,009 Or would you rather go off on your own with the fireman? 901 00:59:12,218 --> 00:59:14,801 He can give it to you on top of the washing machine! 902 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:17,926 You know, maybe I do. That would do me a lot of good. 903 00:59:18,218 --> 00:59:22,343 It would be awesome! A good fuck is what I need! 904 00:59:24,009 --> 00:59:27,259 - I've got condoms. - All yours then, Hoser! 905 00:59:28,051 --> 00:59:29,676 Wherever you like it best! 906 00:59:30,301 --> 00:59:31,884 On the rug, I guess? 907 00:59:32,759 --> 00:59:34,134 On the rug? 908 00:59:34,843 --> 00:59:38,843 We're acting like fools. How embarrassing! 909 00:59:39,926 --> 00:59:43,343 - I feel so sad... - It's all right. 910 00:59:43,426 --> 00:59:47,509 Arguing is good. Couples need to argue once in a while. 911 00:59:47,593 --> 00:59:49,134 Where did you get that from? 912 00:59:50,009 --> 00:59:52,718 A manual for amateur psychologists? 913 00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:57,926 Wounds don't heal without confrontation or arguments. 914 00:59:58,051 --> 01:00:00,718 She's expressing a need. 915 01:00:00,801 --> 01:00:02,031 - That's very good. - Really? 916 01:00:02,051 --> 01:00:03,259 Really! Go on. 917 01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,334 All right. 918 01:00:10,051 --> 01:00:14,176 It'd do you a lot of good too, you know! 919 01:00:14,634 --> 01:00:17,051 Maybe you'd calm down a little 920 01:00:17,134 --> 01:00:21,343 and get rid of all that spite you wake up with every morning 921 01:00:21,426 --> 01:00:23,426 and go to bed with every night. 922 01:00:24,343 --> 01:00:28,301 You think you have the right to rub our noses in it, but you don't. 923 01:00:28,384 --> 01:00:31,718 No one has the right to make another person's life miserable! 924 01:00:32,926 --> 01:00:36,051 Pour a few glasses of whiskey, Hoser. We could use them. 925 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:38,301 - Yes, go... - Okay. 926 01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,323 I can't remember the last time we made love, 927 01:00:40,343 --> 01:00:45,551 and even less my last orgasm, not even a tiny one, 928 01:00:45,634 --> 01:00:47,823 like the ones your daughters' hamsters probably have. 929 01:00:47,843 --> 01:00:49,426 - Ana. - Yes? 930 01:00:51,093 --> 01:00:57,134 I warn you that what's happening tonight between you is very significant. 931 01:00:57,593 --> 01:00:59,198 Care must be taken with what is said. 932 01:00:59,218 --> 01:01:01,551 Sometimes there's no way to take the words back. 933 01:01:01,926 --> 01:01:06,759 Hold on, doctor. I'll grab a notebook and take some notes. 934 01:01:06,801 --> 01:01:09,676 That's it! Defend yourself with your sarcasm! 935 01:01:09,759 --> 01:01:12,664 It's the only thing you know how to do with your intelligence. 936 01:01:13,593 --> 01:01:14,793 Wow! 937 01:01:16,259 --> 01:01:20,551 You've been building up tensions and reproaches for some time now. 938 01:01:20,634 --> 01:01:21,834 Reproaches. 939 01:01:22,426 --> 01:01:23,626 Re... 940 01:01:24,551 --> 01:01:26,134 proaches. 941 01:01:27,301 --> 01:01:31,218 You should be able to discuss things with serenity. 942 01:01:31,884 --> 01:01:33,218 Serenity. 943 01:01:33,301 --> 01:01:35,134 Sereni... 944 01:01:35,593 --> 01:01:36,793 ty. 945 01:01:37,301 --> 01:01:39,259 Why can't you be a little more pleasant? 946 01:01:41,343 --> 01:01:45,093 You're the one who avoids me when I come closer to make love. 947 01:01:45,176 --> 01:01:47,176 You're not really getting closer to me! 948 01:01:47,259 --> 01:01:49,545 I can't trust a person who doesn't treat me well. 949 01:01:49,593 --> 01:01:51,689 You'd screw the fireman and you just met him! 950 01:01:51,884 --> 01:01:55,218 What's wrong with us? We aren't like this. 951 01:01:55,301 --> 01:01:57,551 Don't worry, Ana. We're having a good time. 952 01:01:58,176 --> 01:02:00,198 This way, we're warming up to the round bed. 953 01:02:00,218 --> 01:02:01,418 You? 954 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:06,384 You wouldn't be able to. You've got a big mouth, talk a lot but... 955 01:02:07,259 --> 01:02:10,551 I might do it, though. An orgy or whatever. You know why? 956 01:02:10,634 --> 01:02:11,884 No idea. 957 01:02:12,009 --> 01:02:13,614 Because I'm not a coward like you! 958 01:02:13,634 --> 01:02:17,343 You don't have what it takes to do any of the things you talk about! 959 01:02:17,426 --> 01:02:21,634 Do you want to add something before our guests leave? 960 01:02:24,093 --> 01:02:25,293 Your whiskey. 961 01:02:41,051 --> 01:02:42,251 Your whisk. 962 01:03:01,801 --> 01:03:03,176 Relax. 963 01:03:03,593 --> 01:03:08,718 We have to stay a little longer. We're partly responsible for this. 964 01:03:08,801 --> 01:03:10,001 Especially you. 965 01:03:10,426 --> 01:03:14,343 Make some herbal tea, some rooibos. 966 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:29,551 Why don't we sit down and talk about what's going on tonight? 967 01:03:29,634 --> 01:03:32,009 We can stay a bit longer. 968 01:03:33,301 --> 01:03:36,634 Are you kidding? You want us to do therapy now? 969 01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:38,176 I prefer anal sex. 970 01:03:38,884 --> 01:03:40,759 Damn, what a night! 971 01:03:42,134 --> 01:03:47,051 First the snacks, then an orgy and for dessert, couple's therapy! 972 01:03:50,843 --> 01:03:52,043 Ana? 973 01:03:53,093 --> 01:03:55,134 What are you thinking about right now? 974 01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:57,293 About David. 975 01:03:57,926 --> 01:04:00,676 - Who's David? - A lover I never had. 976 01:04:01,218 --> 01:04:04,759 - Do you regret it? - Right now, very much. 977 01:04:04,801 --> 01:04:06,509 What was your relationship like? 978 01:04:08,093 --> 01:04:11,509 We used to work together, we used to have lunch together... 979 01:04:12,468 --> 01:04:14,468 I was completely in love with him. 980 01:04:14,843 --> 01:04:17,259 Did you ever tell Julio about it? 981 01:04:17,634 --> 01:04:19,718 No, but he knew we were friends. 982 01:04:19,801 --> 01:04:22,468 He met him a few times when he came to my workplace. 983 01:04:27,343 --> 01:04:30,593 - Julio... - Yes, Doctor Love? 984 01:04:30,926 --> 01:04:33,364 What memories do you have of what she's talking about? 985 01:04:33,384 --> 01:04:39,343 Well, he was fluttering around her all day long. 986 01:04:39,634 --> 01:04:41,259 He wasn't the only one. 987 01:04:42,509 --> 01:04:46,593 Ever since we got together, she always needs to let me know 988 01:04:46,676 --> 01:04:49,884 there is a man around who's crazy about her 989 01:04:50,801 --> 01:04:53,343 so she could leave me at any time. 990 01:04:55,801 --> 01:04:58,759 - Ana, are you still in love with David? - No. 991 01:04:59,884 --> 01:05:04,134 - Why did you think of him now? - Maybe I'd have been happier with him. 992 01:05:04,384 --> 01:05:07,218 Call him up then and we'll have a trio. 993 01:05:07,301 --> 01:05:09,593 Plus, he wanted to have children and so did I. 994 01:05:09,801 --> 01:05:12,801 - But you already have one... - I wanted more. 995 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:14,551 And Julio didn't? 996 01:05:16,051 --> 01:05:19,759 If Julio had wanted more, they'd be running around here. 997 01:05:20,926 --> 01:05:23,051 Did you argue a lot about it? 998 01:05:23,134 --> 01:05:24,801 - Yes, we did. - No, we didn't. 999 01:05:25,718 --> 01:05:27,634 If we ever did anything silly, 1000 01:05:27,718 --> 01:05:30,468 he ran down the next day to get a morning after pill. 1001 01:05:30,551 --> 01:05:33,843 - And croissants, Ana. - Yes, croissants. 1002 01:05:33,926 --> 01:05:36,634 He always had so many reasons not to have more children. 1003 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:39,384 I let him convince me, as usual. 1004 01:05:43,509 --> 01:05:45,051 Honey or sugar? 1005 01:05:45,134 --> 01:05:46,759 Give me some ammonia. 1006 01:05:49,634 --> 01:05:52,968 - Are you angry with Julio about that? - Not anymore. 1007 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,843 - But you're angry. - Yes, I am. 1008 01:05:57,134 --> 01:06:02,509 Because I'm 40 and I can't even buy a rug without getting yelled at. 1009 01:06:03,301 --> 01:06:06,718 I really like cats, but Julio doesn't. 1010 01:06:07,926 --> 01:06:09,384 Do you see any cats around? 1011 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:11,834 No. 1012 01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:13,528 It's like that with everything. 1013 01:06:15,343 --> 01:06:16,551 Julio... 1014 01:06:17,426 --> 01:06:18,626 Julio. 1015 01:06:18,801 --> 01:06:22,593 If you'll pardon me, I'm going up to see if I can still catch the lesbians. 1016 01:06:24,134 --> 01:06:26,259 Did you always want to be a musician? 1017 01:06:28,884 --> 01:06:32,343 You earn your living as a teacher, right? 1018 01:06:34,426 --> 01:06:36,384 Would you have liked to continue playing? 1019 01:06:37,176 --> 01:06:38,468 What happened to you? 1020 01:06:39,801 --> 01:06:43,718 Do you think you were unlucky? Not talented enough? 1021 01:06:47,051 --> 01:06:49,176 Are you angry because you didn't make it? 1022 01:06:51,551 --> 01:06:53,801 Is that why you didn't want more children, 1023 01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:57,218 so your dream wouldn't seem even farther away? 1024 01:07:02,384 --> 01:07:05,364 Is it why you like going up to the rooftop to look at the stars, 1025 01:07:05,384 --> 01:07:08,384 because being at home forces you to face all this? 1026 01:07:09,009 --> 01:07:11,884 No. That way I can beat off while I spy on the lesbians. 1027 01:07:12,009 --> 01:07:14,581 He'll never tell you anything serious. It's impossible. 1028 01:07:14,801 --> 01:07:17,926 Definitely not with a psychologist who likes country music! 1029 01:07:18,051 --> 01:07:20,801 - Why? - He doesn't deal with things. 1030 01:07:21,134 --> 01:07:22,849 God forbid anything might upset him. 1031 01:07:23,676 --> 01:07:26,843 In contrast, everything affects her. 1032 01:07:27,468 --> 01:07:30,218 Not a long ago, she told a joke at a meal. 1033 01:07:30,301 --> 01:07:33,884 Since I didn't find it funny, she wouldn't talk to me for two weeks. 1034 01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:36,759 You laughed at me in front of all those people! 1035 01:07:36,801 --> 01:07:38,906 Instead of helping me, you made me look like a fool. 1036 01:07:38,926 --> 01:07:41,009 It was a really bad joke. 1037 01:07:41,093 --> 01:07:43,884 So what? I'm your wife. You should have stuck up for me. 1038 01:07:44,593 --> 01:07:46,927 You made me feel embarrassed. What did you expect? 1039 01:07:47,468 --> 01:07:50,230 You can't live with someone who's ashamed of their partner. 1040 01:07:50,384 --> 01:07:53,259 Well, we agree on that. 1041 01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:15,051 - Julio. - No, Hoser, thanks. 1042 01:08:20,634 --> 01:08:21,834 Ana. 1043 01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:31,843 How are your sexual relations? 1044 01:08:32,426 --> 01:08:34,051 Together or separately? 1045 01:08:35,009 --> 01:08:37,343 When was the last time you had any? 1046 01:08:38,009 --> 01:08:40,676 A long time ago, almost a year. 1047 01:08:43,843 --> 01:08:47,051 When was the last time you went somewhere together? 1048 01:08:48,468 --> 01:08:51,634 To the supermarket the other day. It was really romantic! 1049 01:08:52,843 --> 01:08:54,843 I live my life and he lives his. 1050 01:08:55,176 --> 01:08:58,009 At night we manage to coincide as little as possible. 1051 01:08:58,093 --> 01:09:00,468 - Yeah, it's all planned. - Everything is. 1052 01:09:00,593 --> 01:09:03,451 The two days I go to the gym, he's at home with our daughter. 1053 01:09:03,509 --> 01:09:06,301 The other days he goes up to the rooftop to smoke. 1054 01:09:06,384 --> 01:09:09,426 We go to bed at different times, 1055 01:09:09,801 --> 01:09:12,676 and get up in the morning with some time in between. 1056 01:09:13,343 --> 01:09:17,384 We don't coincide, we're a very modern couple. 1057 01:09:17,468 --> 01:09:19,614 Very modern indeed. Good thing there's WhatsApp! 1058 01:09:19,634 --> 01:09:21,009 That's all we have left. 1059 01:09:21,093 --> 01:09:25,051 If we go on like this, we won't be invited to an orgy again. 1060 01:09:25,301 --> 01:09:27,206 If I left home, he wouldn't even notice. 1061 01:09:29,593 --> 01:09:32,551 Doctor, it doesn't look good... 1062 01:09:32,884 --> 01:09:34,384 Not too good. 1063 01:09:35,551 --> 01:09:40,051 Based on your experience, what do you suggest we do? 1064 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,418 Split up. 1065 01:09:47,759 --> 01:09:50,593 I knew it was a bad idea to invite them over for dinner... 1066 01:09:52,634 --> 01:09:56,426 You should split up before you hurt each other. 1067 01:09:57,509 --> 01:09:59,593 We've discussed it a few times. 1068 01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,676 All couples have considered splitting up at some point. 1069 01:10:03,593 --> 01:10:08,301 What I really wanted to do today 1070 01:10:08,384 --> 01:10:11,384 was have you over for dinner, and show you the apartment. 1071 01:10:11,718 --> 01:10:17,051 I think that you've been piling up unresolved conflicts for too long. 1072 01:10:17,134 --> 01:10:18,968 A lot of conflicts... 1073 01:10:19,051 --> 01:10:21,861 You've argued too much and you haven't known how to forgive. 1074 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:24,114 - No, we've never forgiven each other. - Never. 1075 01:10:24,134 --> 01:10:29,093 I've seen lots of couples like that, and get stuck in a vicious circle. 1076 01:10:29,176 --> 01:10:31,093 Well, that's that! 1077 01:10:31,218 --> 01:10:34,314 Don't worry about me. I'll go live in the mountains with Carolina. 1078 01:10:34,426 --> 01:10:36,509 You know she's right. 1079 01:10:36,801 --> 01:10:40,926 - You never want to talk about it! - What do you want us to talk about? 1080 01:10:43,009 --> 01:10:44,884 The session's almost over. 1081 01:10:45,343 --> 01:10:48,509 About what's going on with us! What happened to us. 1082 01:10:48,593 --> 01:10:49,843 What happened to us? 1083 01:10:51,634 --> 01:10:53,259 We do the best we can. 1084 01:10:54,843 --> 01:10:58,509 Life is difficult, putting up with oneself is hard. 1085 01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:02,718 Things are never the way you expected. 1086 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:06,468 I never thought I'd live in a house with no curtains. 1087 01:11:06,551 --> 01:11:07,759 I'm serious, Julio. 1088 01:11:08,093 --> 01:11:10,808 I'm always serious when I speak, even if it seems I'm not. 1089 01:11:13,093 --> 01:11:16,801 Don't you know me? It's me, dammit! 1090 01:11:17,384 --> 01:11:18,584 It's me. 1091 01:11:18,926 --> 01:11:21,718 We've hit bottom tonight, we really have. 1092 01:11:21,801 --> 01:11:25,259 What a shame! Just when I was beginning to like the rug... 1093 01:11:29,093 --> 01:11:31,301 Is that it? Just like that? 1094 01:11:32,509 --> 01:11:34,176 We split up? 1095 01:11:35,134 --> 01:11:38,134 That's what couple's therapy is for. 1096 01:11:38,801 --> 01:11:40,001 To split up. 1097 01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:45,634 It'll be tough, but you'll get used to being without each other. 1098 01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:48,051 - We will? - That's a relief. 1099 01:11:48,134 --> 01:11:50,801 Here we go now. Time for the hardest part. 1100 01:11:51,218 --> 01:11:53,384 Don't scare us anymore. 1101 01:11:54,051 --> 01:11:56,009 What else could happen to us? 1102 01:11:56,301 --> 01:11:58,111 You need to say goodbye to each other. 1103 01:11:58,134 --> 01:11:59,334 Say goodbye? 1104 01:12:00,093 --> 01:12:01,509 - Us? - Sure. 1105 01:12:01,801 --> 01:12:04,384 You've lived together for many years... 1106 01:12:05,426 --> 01:12:10,718 You need to thank each other for everything you've shared 1107 01:12:10,801 --> 01:12:12,051 and given each other. 1108 01:12:14,343 --> 01:12:16,176 You have a wonderful daughter... 1109 01:12:16,426 --> 01:12:18,176 - Yes. - Yes. 1110 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:20,801 You were once really in love. 1111 01:12:22,218 --> 01:12:23,418 Very much. 1112 01:12:24,093 --> 01:12:28,634 You've been a good couple. You should be proud of it. 1113 01:12:31,343 --> 01:12:33,343 - Give each other a hug! - A hug? 1114 01:12:34,759 --> 01:12:37,509 We haven't hugged each other for a long time. 1115 01:12:37,593 --> 01:12:38,793 That's why you should. 1116 01:12:39,009 --> 01:12:40,209 Come on... 1117 01:12:42,259 --> 01:12:45,051 - I don't know if... - I don't... Okay. 1118 01:13:11,801 --> 01:13:13,884 Move apart now... 1119 01:13:16,843 --> 01:13:18,043 Done. 1120 01:13:19,884 --> 01:13:22,218 - How was it? - Fine. 1121 01:13:23,843 --> 01:13:26,259 I teared up a little. 1122 01:13:27,093 --> 01:13:28,801 Me too, but I hide it. 1123 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:32,084 Shit... 1124 01:13:32,884 --> 01:13:37,051 Now I feel bad. We just wanted to fuck a little. 1125 01:13:37,134 --> 01:13:39,051 You'll have to ask the Valladares. 1126 01:13:41,884 --> 01:13:43,509 - Well, now... - Now... 1127 01:13:43,801 --> 01:13:45,384 Yeah, okay. 1128 01:13:45,468 --> 01:13:47,301 - Excuse me. - Please... 1129 01:13:48,843 --> 01:13:53,134 - Now I wish you'd stay. - We won't know what to say. 1130 01:13:53,259 --> 01:13:58,843 - We can make up the sofa for you. - What if the buffalo shows up? 1131 01:13:59,801 --> 01:14:01,009 Stay strong. 1132 01:14:04,426 --> 01:14:06,926 We've had a lovely time. 1133 01:14:07,301 --> 01:14:08,501 Goodbye. 1134 01:14:09,343 --> 01:14:12,801 You should take a little ecstasy now and then. 1135 01:14:14,509 --> 01:14:15,926 You may be right. 1136 01:14:17,426 --> 01:14:18,626 Good night. 1137 01:14:44,884 --> 01:14:46,384 After you. 1138 01:15:06,509 --> 01:15:09,468 - Let me... - No, it's all right. 1139 01:15:23,884 --> 01:15:27,301 - I'll finish clearing up tomorrow. - It's all right. 1140 01:15:28,468 --> 01:15:29,668 I'll clean up. 1141 01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,801 We'll have to talk more about what we're going to do. 1142 01:15:34,343 --> 01:15:35,676 I'm very tired now. 1143 01:15:36,218 --> 01:15:38,134 All right, tomorrow. 1144 01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:47,959 I'm going to bed. 1145 01:15:48,176 --> 01:15:51,509 Maybe I should sleep on the sofa. 1146 01:15:52,884 --> 01:15:54,343 Wherever you want, Julio. 1147 01:16:32,884 --> 01:16:34,084 Ana... 1148 01:16:39,093 --> 01:16:41,759 I feel bad about how I behave sometimes. 1149 01:16:44,218 --> 01:16:46,426 And I'm sorry we haven't got a cat. 1150 01:16:48,718 --> 01:16:51,634 It's true we hit bottom tonight. 1151 01:16:53,551 --> 01:16:56,218 We said a lot of things to each other. 1152 01:16:59,468 --> 01:17:00,668 Ana. 1153 01:17:06,051 --> 01:17:07,251 What? 1154 01:17:08,676 --> 01:17:10,259 I don't want to give up. 1155 01:17:12,259 --> 01:17:13,801 I don't want to give up.